i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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