Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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