its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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