they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
