I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
