Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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