1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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