Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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