So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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