Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
so much tequila, so little girl.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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