we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We left the knife in your bed.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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