Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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