what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
