can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
