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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent

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  don't you ever do that...

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore

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• (817): View more from Texas

  One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester

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• (716): View more from New York

  40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  "You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.

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