I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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