I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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