it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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