As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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