Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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