You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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