i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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