Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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