Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I want to fling myself into the sun
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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