Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I forget how to act sober
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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