We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
