Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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