i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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