Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Randomize