i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My liver is preforming stress tests.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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