Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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