The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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