Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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