some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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