The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
