she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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