Jerry, you need to find god
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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