Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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