We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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