Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Randomize
