it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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