Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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