talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Randomize
