I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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