There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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