i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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