You really coming over, don't trick.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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