it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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