No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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