If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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