ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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