K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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