There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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