i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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