Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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