I wannas sexs uuuuu
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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