walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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